Me, on getting banned from twitter: How does one.....account.....who is accusing......the pres..ident.....i mean.............i consider myself a nice person

The only way to keep the things you get is think you deserve them

So this whole time qanon "storm" was just mobbing the capitol building?


Only a beta president could ever be considered "sitting"

Your son has been diagnosed terminally online

I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do. Ngl

only running 6gb of ram rn but with swap on a really nice ssd this old i5 dell latitude on xfce holds up pretty well

My new year's resolution is 1080p 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

HEH is this to anyone’s surprise tho

US is in full damage control mode
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