Starting a brand of computers called "Typey boy"
* The computer with less computer in it!* No more surprises, unless you go on like FB or something, then that one's on you* Tack-a-tack-a-tack-a (that's the sound you make while typing on a Typey boy)
*Slaps e-ink screen*
"This Typey Boy can fit so many pixels in it!"
(Not that many pixels, like 800x600, tops)
* Your life—in monochrome!!* Can it do that? No, thank goodness!* An abacus is probably faster; speed wasn't exactly our priority let's be real
@bgcarlisle i don't know if you know each other, but you and @SuricrasiaOnline will get along great
@zalandocalrissian @SuricrasiaOnline We're old friends!
very good :)
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