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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, ! ❄️ Tea is steeping.

A winter wonderland here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Snow covers the courtyard. ❄️ I hear snow being dealt with. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Why is dipshit convicted felon and rapist Donald F Puppyfucker not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole. ❄️


GOP = (AKA )

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.

Sanction billionaires filthy.

Today's agenda: ❄️ Dance party! (After meds kick in.)

@MAJ1
Bon jour, mon écureuil!

I have become a caricature: grampa Simpson shaking his fist at clouds. 🙄 It's already nap time, and I always feel like I have to pee.

@BlippyTheWonderSlug @MAJ1 Morning Blip and Maj...

And welcome to the AGPC (AlwaysGottaPeeClub).

You get snow and I get high winds and sideways rain...

@diverdutch @BlippyTheWonderSlug G’day John👋😊

Could be worse - you could have sideways snow!

Hope you manage to have a good day my friend 😊🫶🐿️🖖

@MAJ1 @BlippyTheWonderSlug
Sideways snow would mean I was way out of my neighborhood.

@diverdutch @BlippyTheWonderSlug Never say never - who knows what our new & exciting climate has to offer!

On that note I hope that you both had a good w/e regardless of the weather & shall wish you good evening 😊🫶🐿️🖖

@BlippyTheWonderSlug It has to be said that I’m getting to the point where I have to balance fluid intake against the probability of me going out! 🙄🤦‍♂️

I have been working up to channelling Victor Meldrew for a few years now 😆

@BlippyTheWonderSlug

Feel better

Venting can help as long as it works